Since I have been in Indonesia I have made many friends that I wouldn’t trade for anything in the world, but I have one friend who I hang out with the most..Andy. Andy and I have become close friends this past year and our bond is only strengthened by our mutual love for food. But where I am a bit of a chunky monkey, Andy is very tall and slender… not looking at all like he orders three meals when we go out to a restaurant and eats it all (because he cant waste food). We always have a good time together and somehow the conversations always end up going to the topic of food.
This is a conversation we had the other day:
Me: I need to not eat so much.
Andy: You act like that is a bad thing.
Me: Ummm, yeah. Its bad. Have you seen the size of my ass.
Andy: I am not touching that. But you are the only one who understands my love for food.
Me: Whatever. I need to give up the Oreos. Oh! I went to the store and go Sugar Free coconut latte iced coffee mix. I can drink that instead.
Andy: That’s not a bad idea… but you know what would be better?
Me: What’s that?
Andy: If you dunked Oreos in that Iced Coffee! Yum!
Me: Did you not just hear me tell you I need to not eat Oreos?
Andy: I am just saying it would be good. I am not telling you that you have to do it.
Me: But you know I am going to want to try it
Andy: That might be why I planted the idea…. Let me know tomorrow how it is.
Me: You are an evil evil man.
Andy: Evil? Or Brilliant!? Think about it….